kankrivantas:

Everyone Is At A Convention This Weekend Except For Me: An Autobiography

i-am-asdfghjkl:

gr8-writing-tips:

siuilaruinofthegale:

omgwtfdenny:

endlesswitch:

don’t let the ficwriters see this

What did you say

“Her eyes gleamed in the light like irradiated blue topaz.”

this is the most beautiful list of eye-descriptors i have ever seen in my life

“Her eyes shined like a jewel, sort of a Padparadscha mixed with White Opal Star Shine in the middle.”

gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing 

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE

If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.  

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

yoccu:

I wanted to draw the other day but I didn’t know what and I was thinking of characters I don’t draw very often and I was like OH HEY THIS SHIP POPS UP ON MY DASH A LOT I MAY AS WELL DRAW IT

I don’t ship it really but I can totally see how it works and I think it’s cute! (as follows:)

edited to be more troll-culturally aware — Dialogue: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU AND NOT EVEN IN THAT WAY JUST WAVES AND WAVES OF PLATONIC FUCKING HATRED

peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring:

agentscully:

WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.

sperminallycapitalist:

thesickestjokes:

“A vodka, please.”

“Erm, this is McDonald’s.”

“OK, a McVodka, please.

mondoleon:

guten tag

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

deaddaydriver:

meenah-and-the-diamonds:

I regret nothing

Karkat and Karkat and Nepeta

deepskydiving:

everybodyska:

Having social anxiety is like waking up and battling a bear every morning and then having people tell you it’s not that big a deal because they had to deal with a chihuahua humping their leg once.

This is one of the most accurate things I’ve ever seen.

dareedseee:

»> So in the end I am doing this for all the kids, I will be updating the links in each post as I finish them:

John (here) - Dave - Rose - Jade - Jane - Jake - Roxy - Dirk

«<

AAAAA I’m not sure about this one at all… There are a lot of anatomic fails I think :(

But well if I dont’t try drawing poses I have never drawn before I will never learn

gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

storybook-fairytale:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

thefandomthatblogged:

averypottermormon:

thegirlthatsaysstuff:

Team We’ve all been to Hell

A moment of appreciation for HOW TINY MEG IS.

How about a moment of appreciation for the fact that Meg is about average height for a woman (at 5’4”; the average being 5’4.6”), it’s just that Misha, Jensen, and Jared are huge human beings

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the one time on supernatural that Misha actually looks like a full grown man

And I’m still only 5’0….. 

I’m there with you, at 5’ 0” I wonder how I’d look next to them…..